Telling people you write an unpublished comic book is usually met with blank stares and general disappointment that you are not an artist. I have used my considerable writing talents to mock up a sample of how that usually goes. Enjoy.
ME: Thank you for telling me that I look like an extra attractive young Alec Baldwin.
Bikini Model: You’re welcome! Tell me about yourself, tiger.
ME: Well, I work on the internet, I play competitive softball, and I make a comic book.
Bikini Model: Wow! You draw comic books! That is SO cool. I wish I could draw.
ME: No, I actually write them.
Bikini Model: Oh, that sucks. Good thing your abs are like granite.